shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
