when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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