"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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