And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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