Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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