K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
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