Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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