What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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