arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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