Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
