i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Life without a bra equals bliss.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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