spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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