remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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