If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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