But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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