Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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