There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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