Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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