I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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