She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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