So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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