Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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