IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
It's blow job season.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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