i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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