Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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