...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
"it" just moved
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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