So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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