Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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