I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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