Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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