I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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