Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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