Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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