sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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