I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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