just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
We need a shit load of segways right now
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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