we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I'm too high and old for this...
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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