but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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