he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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