I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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