yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
be right there i have to get my cape
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
