Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
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