Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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