My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Randomize
