it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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