I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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