talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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