What a fucking waste of an outfit
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i dont even know how to be here
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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