So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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