:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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