You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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