are you still at the devil's house?
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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