Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
wow bdsm is so cute
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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