Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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