I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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