hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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