doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Two words: nipple clamps
Randomize
