Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Why is your signature on my underwear?
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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