don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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